a taste of an everyday battleso ants.
i pray when Jesus said that 'what do you to lest of these you do to me', these little oh so lovable, they even cuddle with me in bed, six legged creatures were not included.
otherwise...well you know where i'll be going when all is said and done.
now i did spend some quality time with ants when i was a kid. i used to do my part in community service by teaching them how to swim. granted this included catching them and dropping them into puddles, then taking them out once they stopped moving.
i don't think my parents were ever aware of my after school activities but i would hope knowing this tid bit of strange childhood behavior, they don't consider this to allude to number 14 on dr. phil's list.
i would estimate that maybe over a thousand ants die every week in my house. thanks to super potent bug spray my roommates and i spray strategically through out our kitchen. this may seem cruel to anyone not having been to my house. but i assure you, it is a necessary precaution, otherwise anything we have in the kitchen will have ants in it. i can't even leave a glass of water sit unattended with out a half dozen ants coming to scope it out. i cry out for peace but it falls on deaf ears.
ah yes, murderer i may be. but please, i am a solider in a just war.
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